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Wuzelne = Roots = ideale Pinkelstellen = Hunde = Haustiere
A Pet Shop Somewhere Near Melton Mowbray
Man: Good morning, I''d like to buy a cat.
Shopkeeper: Certainly sir. I''ve got a lovely terrier. [indicates a box on the counter]
Man: no, I want a cat really.
Shopkeeper: [taking box off counter and then putting it back on counter as if it is a different box] Oh yeah, how about that?
Man: [looking in box] No, that''s the terrier.
Shopkeeper: Well, it''s as near as dammit.
Man: Well what do you mean? I want a cat.
Shopkeeper: Listen, tell you what. I''ll file its legs down a bit, take its snout out, stick a few wires through its cheeks. There you are, a lovely pussy cat.
Man: Its not a proper cat.
Shopkeeper: What do you mean?
Man: Well it wouldn''t miaow.
Shopkeeper: Well it would howl a bit.
Man: No, no, no, no. Er, have you got a parrot?
Shopkeeper: No, I''m afraid not actually guv, we''re fresh out of parrots. I''ll tell you what though ... I''ll lop its back legs off, make good, strip the fur, stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. [taking small box and rattling it] No problem. Lovely parrot.
Man: How long would that take?
Shopkeeper: Oh, let me see ... er, stripping the fur off, no legs ... [calling] Harry ... can you do a parrot job on this terrier straight away?
Harry: off-screen No, I''m still putting a tuck in the Airedale, and then I got the frogs to let out.
Shopkeeper: Friday?
Man: No I need it for tomorrow. It''s a present.
Shopkeeper: Oh dear, it''s a long job. You see parrot conversion ... Tell you what though, for free, terriers make lovely fish. I mean I could do that for you straight away. Legs off, fins on, stick a little pipe through the back of its neck so it can breathe, bit of gold paint, make good ...
Man: You''d need a very big tank.
Shopkeeper: It''s a great conversation piece.
Man: Yes, all right, all right ... but, er, only if I can watch.
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Wuzelne = Roots = ideale Pinkelstellen = Hunde = Haustiere
A Pet Shop Somewhere Near Melton Mowbray
Man: Good morning, I''d like to buy a cat.
Shopkeeper: Certainly sir. I''ve got a lovely terrier. [indicates a box on the counter]
Man: no, I want a cat really.
Shopkeeper: [taking box off counter and then putting it back on counter as if it is a different box] Oh yeah, how about that?
Man: [looking in box] No, that''s the terrier.
Shopkeeper: Well, it''s as near as dammit.
Man: Well what do you mean? I want a cat.
Shopkeeper: Listen, tell you what. I''ll file its legs down a bit, take its snout out, stick a few wires through its cheeks. There you are, a lovely pussy cat.
Man: Its not a proper cat.
Shopkeeper: What do you mean?
Man: Well it wouldn''t miaow.
Shopkeeper: Well it would howl a bit.
Man: No, no, no, no. Er, have you got a parrot?
Shopkeeper: No, I''m afraid not actually guv, we''re fresh out of parrots. I''ll tell you what though ... I''ll lop its back legs off, make good, strip the fur, stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. [taking small box and rattling it] No problem. Lovely parrot.
Man: How long would that take?
Shopkeeper: Oh, let me see ... er, stripping the fur off, no legs ... [calling] Harry ... can you do a parrot job on this terrier straight away?
Harry: off-screen No, I''m still putting a tuck in the Airedale, and then I got the frogs to let out.
Shopkeeper: Friday?
Man: No I need it for tomorrow. It''s a present.
Shopkeeper: Oh dear, it''s a long job. You see parrot conversion ... Tell you what though, for free, terriers make lovely fish. I mean I could do that for you straight away. Legs off, fins on, stick a little pipe through the back of its neck so it can breathe, bit of gold paint, make good ...
Man: You''d need a very big tank.
Shopkeeper: It''s a great conversation piece.
Man: Yes, all right, all right ... but, er, only if I can watch.
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Mache ich einen Post
denn ich esse Toast,
wenn es nicht geschieht
singe ich ein Lied.
Der Thread hat jetzt einen Sinn
Lyrik und Reime lese ich vom Kinn,
aber es gibt schon einen
deshalb muss dieser jetzt weinen.
hol ich den Presslufthammer aus der W-Werkzeugkammer und dann mach ich Krach!
denn ich esse Toast,
wenn es nicht geschieht
singe ich ein Lied.
Der Thread hat jetzt einen Sinn
Lyrik und Reime lese ich vom Kinn,
aber es gibt schon einen
deshalb muss dieser jetzt weinen.
hol ich den Presslufthammer aus der W-Werkzeugkammer und dann mach ich Krach!
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