Wheres my Great War?

[RAMS-es]

Dear Lord Sunderland,

could you please enlighten us with your certainly newly adapted time schedule. It is very unplesant to keep waiting on and on. I am certain that quite some time has been wasted in that kind of way, whilewe could have played a view rubber or at least had a decent cup of tea.

Very concerned, the Earl of Sandwich

 

[blackbird]

Dear Lord Fokker,

You don't have to be concerned. As mentioned, my former timeplan was crashOrizerd at short notice. I am really sorry about that, but you may understand that after four days in a row standing in the cold for more than ten hours per day there was not much motivation left for our tupperparty.

I hereby inform you about the fact that i'm currently working on my seminar paper, titled "discount rates for international projects", which is sheduled for monday 2:00 pm. Until then i beg you to be patient. It would be a great sign of generosity, if you could extend the timeframe until the end of next week.

It was not my fault, Lord Fokker. If required, i send you the roster of the last week.


Best regards,

Your Lady Horny Cave Salamander.

 

[RAMS-es]

Dear Lord Sunderland,

you the hell should be Lord Fokker? Nobody is known in the royal gentry of the glorious British Empire.

Sincerly your, The Earl of Sandwich

 

[RAMS-es]

Dear merciful Lord,

please make sure that the Prince of Wales T the Allmighty recovers fast and elegantly.

He who praises the Lord, The Earl of Sandwich

 

[blackbird]

Thanks for the suptly *push*, Lady Marmalade...
I know, i know...

P.S.: Get well, soon, tender tea-leaf.

 

[RAMS-es]

Dear Lord Sunderland,

I am getting tired from those empty and annoying promises you always tend to make. It seems there is nothing substantial in your character. That is a shame and an embarrassment for our class. I am utterly disappointed.

Sincerly yours, The Earl of Sandwich

 

[blackbird]

Dear Lord Whatsoever,

Excuse me if i don't give a fuck about what there, in your opinion, is in my character or not. For now and the next time, the Great War is over. You won.
I am a retarded "talk the talk but not walk the walk" wimpy. Just shoot me, please.

 

[RAMS-es]

Dear Lord Sunderland,

now I am even further insulted. By the way it isnot appropriate for men of our social and intellectual level to shoot another. On the other issues it seems abot right, you have proven to have no backbones. That is exactly the point, what a pity.

Sincerly Yours, The Earl of Sandwich.