Wheres my Great War?

[RAMS-es]

Dear Lord of Sunderland, also known as Balckbird,

where is my promised thread on the great war. Since Friday I am preparing myself rereading, Taylor, Jolls, Fischer, Bianchi, Harper, Ferguson and others, only to wait and to wait. That is not worth your Lordship. Get your little poshy behind up in the stiff wind. Of course since the matter is uttermost urgent, I would like to suggest that the conversation will be held in the language of her majesty. God save the queen.

Cheerioh, yours sincerly Earl of Sandwich, also known as RAMS-es

 

[Travis Bickle]

Hi,


wollte nur der erste sein der hier postet!

 

[rossi]

RAMS-es hat folgendes geschrieben:
God save the queen.

But your english no good, ole master. Use da correct saying:

God shave the queen!

 

[blackbird]

Dear Lord Doubledecker,

As i've told yah, se Dätline for se thread was set to Sonnday this week. I hereby inform you about se fact, that i have to go roboten se next days because of unforeseen circumstances. Fürst shedule for my rabotatch is heute from 2:30 pm bis 10:00 pm so you can see there is no time for snickerpussing. Se next days are ekwoll difficult. So i promise you again (and i min it) to open se thread in se nier future.
Please don't bedräng me so.


I just sent you that Message so you can see i am not a wimpy.

Yours, sincerly,

Ronald McDonald.

Post Scriptum: Did you really ried all these buchs? Because then i have to shit my pants.

 

[rossi]

Se way he luks, shows, that he didn´t ried se books, but ate them..

Yours
Winston

 

[blackbird]

No no, Mr Rossi,

As you can see by my sophisticated denglish, i want the topic to be considered as serious. At our little teaparty we want to discuss the following issues:

-the causes of World War 1
-Nacism in Bavaria and the pending question, if se people down there were better than the rest of the Reich (what i highly doubt)

 

[rossi]

Ah I see Lord Blackmore,

I do look forward to this discussion, and will feel free to join this party!

Yours
SirRossi

 

[Travis Bickle]

Wieso redet ihr eigentlich Inder-englisch?




I will mäik sö mjusik behaind sö schlacht...u nou?

Täteräääää Bom bom bom bom Tätätätätäääääää!

Like 2001 Odyssee

 

[shithappens]

You need not to wonder about, ´cause thats why this part of the forum is called"off-topic"

yours, Burger King

 

[RAMS-es]

Dear Lords and Lady Travis of Bicester,

I am awfully aware that these pressing matters concern you all very much, but I have to insist on the predominant issues Lord Sunderland and myself wanted to discuss for quite some time. As he announced to the honored audience of Lords and the Lady. We plan to work out following topics. First there wil be the issue, Origins of the Great War, especially with regard to the response of the German public to the matter. Where we will try to determine the eagerness in different parts of the country and the disparities in vision and provision between Catholics and Protestants. Secondly there is the topic of the rise of Nationalsocialism (Nazism? Herefore I declare any common from her Majesty's former colonies banned for the time being.) in Germany and again especially with regard on the rise in Bavaria in the 1920s. As the topic is widely related to Revanchism, Monarchism and Separatism after the Great War we will have to deal with that in depth.

Yours sincerly the Earl of Sandwich






Lord Sunderland,

the mentionend literature are just the basics, for indepth studies I would suggest Raithel, Möller and if I can grab a copy the new piece of work by Gupta. The first names would also apply to the second topic.

Yours sincerly the Earl of Sandwich





Dear Sir Rosmund of the Borderlands,

I would like to ask you for proper satisfication, since it is outmost inappropriate to address a fellow member of the nobility and a Knight of the Empire, by the term ol' master. Please send the appropriate appologies to my chief of staff, so he can deal with this unpleasant matter.

Your concerned old friend The Earl of Sandwich

 

[Soulreaver24]

Sag mal trinkt ihr alle?

If so...please stop DRINKING!!!!!

 

[rossi]

Dear Earl of Sandwich,

I am afraid, that I cannot send you any appologies. As you should know, the Borderlanders are mostly unwilling to do so! So if you want satisfaction we schould meet on the blood field!

Yours sincerely

Sir Rosmund of the Borderlands

 

[Travis Bickle]

Tömtom tömtom tömtom tömtom tömtom

Tötetäääää...bomm bomm bomm bomm....Tötetäääääää


Clausthaler....

 

[RAMS-es]

Dear Sir Rosmund,

I am devastated by your rowdyness. This is not the class you would exspect from an English gentleman.

Your utterly disappointed Earl of Sandwich




My beloved Lady Bicester,

would you please enlighten us with the meaning of our natural expressions.

You eagerly interested the Earl of Sandwich



Dear Archbishop Herman von Salza von Salzburg, also known as Soulreaver,

I have to call Your Highness to order. The use of the German tongue, that barbaric language of the huns doesnot fit this illustrous circe of British aristocracy. We still remember the outrageous behaviour of our coursins the Fritzchens and the Hans', do not insult us furthermore or the glory of the British Empire will strike you down. I am awfully sorry to have address a high member of the Austrian clergy in this way, but the wounds are still fresh.

With best regard the Earl of Sandwich

 

[Travis Bickle]

How could I dare, to enlighten the almighty Earl of Sandwich?
He surely knows the grand theme of the great movie which is called odyssee 2001 - (zumindest auf deutsch )

And Clausthaler just stole the theme and took it into his spot!

I just want to accompany your war with music! That is all my heart wants to do!

Sincerely yours

forever

Lady chatterley...äääähhh....Lady Bicester

 

[RAMS-es]

My dear Lady of Bicester,

I am grateful for your prompt response. But I believe there has been a misunderstanding. It is not my war we eagerly hope to discuss, but the Great War.

With affection eternally yours, the Earl of Sandwich

 

[rossi]

Mister Sandwich,

how can u say I was not acting gentlemanlike? I proposed a solution on the field of honour. But u seem to be a whimp.

Yours
Rosemund

 

[djhousepunk]

Dear Sirs and Madams,

i would say, politely and with great pleasure:

Fuck yourselves carefully and long in the Knee...

Sincerely Yours,

Sir Homepunkester

 

[RAMS-es]

My Dear Vicecount of Providence, also known as djhousepunk

since your failure in keeping our colonies in the americase save from uttermost ingratious rebellion, your standing has declined. This is still no reason to use "Kev" language. It cries out loud, that he desperately pleade for a little spanking. So please keep your temper. Otherwise the responsibilities her majesty had planned for you in the district of Basra might as easily vanish as Plumb Pudding on Chrismas Eve.

Sincerly yours, The Earl of Sandwich



Sir Rosemund,

I accept your trial of honor. We shall meet in the woods near Rockwell-upon-Aire on the 3rd of March 1905. The choice of weapons lies with you.

Eager for a nice bashing, The Earl of Sandwich

 

[rossi]

Earl of Toast,
the date is scheduled and I am waiting for you. I choose the whip!
Yours Sir Rosemund